An Extremely Large Penis. 'The eternal penis', created at the dawn of the universe for the purpose of penetrating everything and everyone. There is a bit of Léizhón in everyone, literally. Most commonly used as an overly exaggerative expression but also used as a measurement of excessive length.

Legendary sex organ of a Shudra male, historically famed for its huge size & erectile stamina. Traditionally considered the largest type of penis known to mankind, it has long been proven to be much bigger than the Aryan Penis.

After millenia of measurements, Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists determined the Shudra Penis to be the largest in the 4-fold Penis Caste System, averaging an imposing 9 inches (12 angulis): "Ushvah (stallion man), the most coarse & vulgar of the group. He is worthless & indolent save for propagating his kind. Being the counterpart of Hustinee & of the servile {ie. Shudra} caste, he has adorning his body a nine to ten-inch, wrist-thick tassel {penis}; & his seminal water flows like the Ganges in flood." (`The Jewel in the Lotus', Allen Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1959, p.60). Hence, the Sudra caste (a great part of the Dravidoid ...

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.

The Cold War began following the end of World War II when the United States of America and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR or the Soviet Union) emerged as the world's two superpowers, and subsequently the world's greatest prick-waving competition began.
At the end of World War II Europe lay in ruins. The Soviet Union took hand to several Eastern European countries while the United States and Britain took on the Western and some southern countries. Many countries, such as Greece at the end of WWII which were occupied by the Nazis fell into civil war with two sides fighting against each other, each taking the influence of either Western political ideals or Soviet ideals. Once everything was set, there were now two sides: half of Europe under the influence of Western policies and the other half under Soviet. The two sides opposed each other and as the two sole superpowers, worked to try and gain the sphere of political influence on the world. Communism spreading and the United States working frantically to try and contain it in a series of proxy wars. And so began what would be known as the world's biggest and greatest prick-waving competition in excistence.
To put it in a nutshell, at the start of the Cold War, the United States, and it's capitalistic ideals, and the Soviet Union, with it's communist ideals, both had just about equally sized penises. It was now a battle to impress the world of which had the bigger penis in order to try and influence it. The U...