| 22. | tide on the go | ||
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The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks. At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.
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| 23. | Rempala | ||
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noun: an individual who has had three penis reduction surgeries. The fucker just grows back bigger and stronger. Also know as the cervix crusher. It is a curse that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Dude is that Rempala walking down the street. No man, that's just Chuck Norris.
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| 24. | Mississippi piss stain | ||
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The act of having anal intercourse with a woman reverse cowgirl style. Unknown to you she has severe diarrhea. As soon as you reach you cumming point she begins to release her bowels sliding off your penis and firmly sliding her ass all the way up to your face leaving a soggy strip of feces resembling a skid mark on your body. She then takes your hair and wipes her anus with it. Girl: you wanna try anal for your birthday
Guy: sure lets do it Girl: lets go Girl: (whispers to herself "you're getting a Mississippi piss stain. Happy birthday loser") |
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| 25. | shake off | ||
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The gentle shaking of one's penis after urination to insure that any remaining urine is expelled before pulling one's pants up. Dave rememberd to shake off because he didn't want to stain his boxers.
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| 26. | wangpire | ||
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n. Wang·pire-
A wangpire is an entity who nibbles wangs for sustenance, feeding upon the protein inherent in semen. They prey upon lonely males of about 20-75 years old. Recent studies indicate a preference for Columbian men between 65 and 67 years of age. Much like the fabled vampires of old, the wangpire has strong aversion and weakness to certain substances. Among them are herpes, vaginas, and Rachel. Many come to wangpires in hopes of sexual release but come away haggard, sickly, sterile, dead, or a wangpire themselves. All wangpires were, at one time, human, but have since mutated by having another wangpire bite their penis in mid-fellatio. Etymology-
The word wangpire is a portmanteau, formed from the words vampire and wang. History- Wangpires are actually of vampire descent, a branch long since split from the great vampire houses. They were cast out from the others for being incessantly and unrelentingly gay, a trait not much admired in the proud vampire families. Free of restriction, they quickly found they could bring together their two greatest needs, wang nibbling and vampirity, as one. As homosexuality came to see some social acceptance in the recent decades the wangpires prospered immensely. The age of vampires was waning and the exiles became the great. Many of the larger wangpire houses kept harems of upwards of 50 men, and nibbled as they pleased. Some even went so far as to keep men stationed all around their estates to serve as ever-present buffets. Previously a stain on the family tree of the vampires, the wangpires now reigned supreme, and none shall forget the still growing legacy of the astoundingly gay sect of vampires known as the Wangpires. |
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| 27. | joy drop | ||
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The drop of semen that sometimes resides on a man's penis both before and after coitus. 'I hate when my joy drops stain my underwear.'
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| 28. | Leftover Koppel | ||
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It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel. "oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."
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