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When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005
when you jizz randomly and it completely unexpected.
wow dude when i was with my chick and i penis sneezed and she broke up with me :(.
by sackhead May 06, 2011
When you skeet
That girl made my penis sneeze.
She has penis sneeze on her face.
Your a penis sneeze.
by riaumc September 23, 2008
when you see an unbelivably hot person and you jizz everywere w/o getting hard
it often blows up your pants
eric: dude i saw deja today she made my penis sneeze everywere
Madison: i know,id hit that
by philly steaks October 12, 2010