Attaching a loop of string to the under carriage of your testicles leaving the 2 string ends hanging out of the top of your boxer shorts. You then become the puppeteer of the penis causing it to do actions of your choice. This can be done to music or as a silent piece.
Listening to a particularly basey dance track simply in your boxer shorts giving it a right testicle lift followed by a left testicle lift as you would do with your feet on the dance floor, basically getting your puppet show on!
|16.||Small Penis Truck|
A souped-up truck, generally with huge tires and a body that is raised. Small Penis Trucks tend to be candy apple red, but can vary in color as well. You can also tell a Small Penis Truck from a normal truck by the fact that the paint is shiny, waxed and has no scratches, this truck is obviously not being utilized any type of truck uses. If the truck looks as bright and shiny as fingernail polish, this is a dead giveaway.more...
The Small Penis Truck gets its name from the owners of said vehicles. This type of truck is almost always owned by men who are compensating for the small size of their own genitalia. These men have a complex often referred to as Penis Envy. Because there is nothing they can do in order to increase the size of their own genitals, they attempt to show their manhood in other ways. Owning a giant, jacked up truck somehow, in their own minds, makes up for their like of penis size.
These owners of Small Penis Trucks are often dangerous as many of them feel that that they must constantly defend their manhood in violent ways. They are looking for ways to be manly. This can result in road rage
|17.||Ticket to the Gun Show|
A courageous act where a bro walks up to a girl in a bar/club/party and says, "Hey baby, you want a ticket to the gunshow?" Then, before the girl can answer, he pulls down his pants, turns around, and bends over, thus revealing to the world his own penis stuffed inside his butthole.
Bro 1: "Hey bro, see that girl over there? I'm gonna go give her a ticket to the gun show"
Bro 2: "Dude you don't have the balls to do that."
Bro 1: "Watch me." *walks up to the girl* "Hey bitch, you want a ticket to the gun show?" *Pulls down pants revealing his dick-filled butthole* "BOOM! LOCKED AND LOADED!"
It's your other penis that you hide at first but when you feel more comfortable...you show it.
In the new comedy show, New Girl:
Nick says to Jessica: "It's OK, maybe you were right. Maybe i'm not ready for meaningless sex with beautiful women."
Jess says to Nick: "Well, you know, maybe when you are you'll be able to show her your other penis. You're heart penis."
Nick says to Jess: "Get out of my room."
Jess says: "OK." Then leaves his room sheepishly. LoL
And there you go :D
P.s. Watch this show, it's awesome!!
Blanket term for a Punjabi Penis, Afghan Penis, Kashmiri Penis, Indus Penis or a Sindhi Penis. Averaging 4.5-4.9 inches, the 'Paki Dick' is one size larger than the e'X'tra-'S'mall 3.5-4.5 in North Indian Penis & Greek Penis. Thus, it belongs to the 'S'mall category, along with the German Penis & Anglo Penis. Hence, it measures below the 'M'edium 5-5.5 in French Penis & is dwarfed by the 'L'arge 6-9 in Makrani Penis &more...
Eth Grp (Region) _ Lngt cm (in) . Ref
Makrani (Angola) . 15.73 (6.19) . a
Dravidian (A P) .. 14.00 (5.51) . b
Pakistani (Pak) .. 12.20 (4.80) . a
Iranian (Iran) ... 11.58 (4.56) . c
Pakistani (Pak) .. 11.43 (4.5) .. d
Bengali (B.desh) . 11.20 (4.4) .. a
N Indian (Punj) .. 10.24 (4.0) .. e
a. Tatu Westling 'Male organ & economic growth: does size matt...
|20.||Japanese drum show|
A show were Japanese men use there penis to play traditional drums.
They rather enjoyed the Japanese drum show.
|21.||Doggy Fizzle Televizzle|
A Pimpin Show ft. Snoop Dogg that is off the heezy fo sheezy.
This is the show they call Doggy Fizzle