Top Definition
Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack
by Peter Simmons February 01, 2005

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