| 1. | penus pie | ||
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a penus inside of a pie, penus standing for penis I love putting my penus in the pie.. mom, "Oh noe! that pie is called a penus pie now!!!"
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| 2. | Pies | ||
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hey pie get me a beer
dude he pied the waitress in the kitchen |
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| 3. | biggo | ||
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Probably the fattest ball of lard you could ever see walking on 2 feet. A biggo can't see their penis and never will be able to and would cause your eyes to rupture and fall out if you saw one naked. Extremely short tempered and causes a fucking earthquake when they fall over. A biggo looks a bit like the girl on 'Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory' that puffs up like a blueberry, after she puffed up.
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| 4. | farmers hat | ||
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The crown of the penis Well my darling, the pies can wait. My Farmers Hat is throbbing like Tom Cruise at a Scientology rave.
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| 5. | slippery hitler | ||
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The act of taking your sweaty penis and plopping it on some bodies upper lip while they're sleeping and leaving your dick cheese behind when u remove it Anthony: i gave that cunt a slippery Hitler she was flabbergasted.
Cunt: Anthony gave me a slippery Hitler it was discusting. |
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| 6. | giff | ||
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the smell of a dirty penis. often a man with a giffin cock is easyly noticeable by the aroma of meat and potato pies comeing from his crotch awwww man did you smell adams breath last night? it was a propa giff
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| 7. | Witch's Tap | ||
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The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool. The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.
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