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n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!
by Dr. Mung March 30, 2004