| 1. | penis goggles syndrome | ||
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A syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. As if you were viewing the entire world through your penis. Similar to severe beer goggles. Oh man, I think I have penis goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant tittfuck
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| 2. | Google Goggles | ||
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An application which throws up irrelevant results when you scan your penis with it. Fuck off Google Goggles,my cock is bigger than a pencil.
WTF?What does an aurora picture have to do with a penis?Goggles is shit. |
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| 3. | Google Goggles | ||
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When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.
(google is just a dorky way of saying penis) My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
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| 4. | Peruvian Eye Goggles | ||
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The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead. Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
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| 5. | Arabian Sun Goggles | ||
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When each testicle is placed into the eye cups and the shaft of the penis is inserted into the mouth, normally of a sleeping victim "Mate, Dave's fallen asleep"
"Give him the Arabian Sun Goggles" "will do..." *arranges genitals on dave's face* *dave wakes up* (muffled)"what the fuck are you guys... hey get them out of my face you prick!!" *Hilarity ensues* |
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| 6. | Mills goggles | ||
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1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.
2. See also: Millsbian Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!" |
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| 7. | Rhino Goggles | ||
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similar to T-bag. You place your balls on the person's eyes so the penis looks like a horn. Steve: Is that your dick? (looking at photo)
Rick: Yeah dude, I gave that girl Rhino goggles |
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