Top Definition
the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup
There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
by ferraldi January 11, 2011
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