| 1. | Huey Lewis and the News | ||
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A man's nether regions including the penis and testicles. Also called the "downstairs mixup." No, I don't want your mom sewing my pants so close to Huey Lewis and the News.
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| 2. | Mismatched Socks | ||
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The impossible act of reaching into the ass of a male human and grabbing his penis and testicles and pulling them back out through his asshole, usually pulling out some of his intestine with it (similar to a pink sock). Thus the victim has his penis and testicles which are the same color of his skin tone hanging out of his ass along with a section of pinkish intestines.
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Giving someone “mismatched socks” is impossible because one would have to rupture the intestine and break through the pelvis bone to grab the penis and testicles and pull them back out through the asshole. Also, if one grabs the penis and testicles from inside the body and pulls them out through the asshole the penis and testicles are inside out and are of a similar color of the intestines. Thus, the socks are not mismatched at all! |
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| 3. | Balls and All | ||
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(1)(noun) The act of doing something no holds barred with insane passion and dedication. (2)(adj.) A complete mastery of the deep throat such that the penis and testicles are enveloped or at least the tongue touches the taint. (2)(adverb)(obscure) An act of intercourse where the male attempts to "crush the guts" of the female participant, attempting to thrust so deeply that the penis and testicles seem to have entered the vaginal canal.
(syn.- see "balls deep") 1. - "No guts- no glory, no brains- no headache! I'm hitt'n that fuck'n slope balls and all... "
2. - "She actually milked my balls with her lips while I was blowing down her throat! Oh ya' she took it balls and all man, balls and all!" 3. - "She wanted it harder, so I fucking gave it to her balls and all- she screamed like she was dying, then told me she loved me." |
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| 4. | Ham and eggs | ||
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A nickname for penis and testicles. That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.
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| 5. | Clutch and Dice | ||
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the slang term for penis and testicles Lauren touched my Clutch and Dice
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| 6. | Glastonbury Mouthful | ||
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To completely insert one's erect penis and testicles into another one's mouth. "Aw man, I was getting a blow-job from my girlfriend last night and all of a sudden she gobbled up my nuts at the same time to pull off a Glastonbury mouthful."
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| 7. | cash and prizes | ||
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penis and testicles; dick and balls; a man's genitalia He was walking up too close behind me, so I turned around and kicked him square in the cash and prizes.
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