The reason I haven't killed myself.
*hugs my penis*
A game played by bored 13 + 14 year old girls that like to annoy the people around them. the first quietly whispers the word penis, the next a bit louder and the next a bit louder until someone chickens out because they dont want to go any louder. the person to scream or say penis the loudest wins.
1st: i cant do it
3rd: omgsh.. we're gonna get in trouble
4th: screw it.
common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble
Something most men wish were bigger.
Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!
1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
Contraction for pen is.
The penis mightier than the sword.