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Penguinitis 

A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system
Oh god, I got penguinitis!
Penguinitis by Sir Terry December 30, 2012
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penguino 

A penguin that wears a sombrero and is often seen driving a Ford Fiesta. Also known as Senor Penguino. Found in the Mexican heartland, Albuquerque.
Here comes Senor Penguino, his sombrero barely fits in the Ford Fiesta.
penguino by Senor Penguino June 30, 2012

penguino 

"Penguino" is the official term for fans and viewers of Commandernate. Nate himself is a real life penguin that runs a channel dedicated to video such as Minecraft and Garfield Kart. Nate often describes himself as a "big boy" and shows this off by wearing his "big boy pants".
I'm such a penguino!
penguino by official penguino November 27, 2020

Penguinity 

(n) A religion glorifying the penguin as god. There is Penguin-Jesus, Penguin-God, Penguin-Angels, Penguin-Demons, etc. The Penguin is an all knowing, beautiful being who is the real source of happiness and love and peace.
An example of a sermon in a Church of Penguinity:

"And the Penguin-Lord said, 'Let there fish!' and all was good. It Penguin-Jesus name we pray, Penguin-Amen."
Penguinity by PenguinityFollower September 9, 2011

Penguinitis 

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.
"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

dirty penguino 

A three-some containing a White, Black, and Latino hence a penguin is white and black, and penguino is a Spanish word for penguin.
Did you hear? Jaheim, Stacy, and Amy had a dirty penguino last night

Penguinophile 

A Linux geek that identifies too lovingly with the child-like Linux penguin, often buying a small one and having da seks with it.
The penguinophile seems to be getting his Linux peguin doggy-style!
Penguinophile by Poofus May 3, 2011