"Because her name is Penelope; once you get to know her she'll be loud around you too!"
Penelope: "Well I just had three babies and a cat... Yeah, they're all perfect and I'm ecstatic..."
The male version of this would be called a "Chad".
Maya: It was great! My boyfriend and I went skiing.
Jennifer: My boyfriend, who's a model....took me skiing for two months in the Alps last year and he's taking me to the North Pole this Christmas to meet Santa Claus.
Kristen rolling her eyes and whispering to Maya..."She is such a Penelope!"
Husband: nowhere, I took a penelope with Seis Fifth and them. We smoked two Paris Hiltons and a Rosie O'Donell.