testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Pendulite 

A person who has really heavy balls, so he’s very slow in everything especially in walking

My Friend has pendulite.

Pendulite by Leviathan480 May 26, 2021

i-Penguined 

When a video taken by an i-Phone in vertical portrait mode is stretched horizontally to fit the aspect ratio making people look like penguins.

Hey dude! You i-Penguined a video again in your Facebook timeline!

i-Penguined by Stefano Amare October 17, 2013

pendlise

(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.

"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"

pendlise by tobythoolen October 30, 2008

Penguiner 

A slur for those born in Antarctica referring to how they fuck penguins

Damn Penguiners stealing out jobs

Penguiner by Sassyshooty September 9, 2022

wadelling penguine 

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

wadelling penguine by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

Penguinese 

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.

I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.

Penguinese by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012