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An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."
Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.
Pender by P'tainz February 11, 2013
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A Penda is a boss bitch/babe depending on who you are to her. She doesn’t care much for gossip because she is always busy improving herself. She is a paradox. Once timid, now she doesn’t have time for the shit. A penda is a very attractive girl, beautiful inside and out, hard to get to know at times but once you get to know her she's actually not that bad! if you guys are really close she will slowly let down her many walls. This takes time but eventually, she will come to like you. A penda is a rare girl and not many people have this name if you have a penda in your life you are very lucky. A penda is a very petty person once you upset her once she will drag it on for a long time until she forgives you!
Party guy 1: look at her man(whistles)
Party guy 2: No don't go for her
Party guy 1: why not?
Party guy 2: you don't know? that's a Penda!
Party guy 1: My bad(walks off to go find more hot girls)
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The Pendering

Term that the readers of the Archie's Sonic The Hedgehog comic use to refer to the lawsuit between Archie Comics and the former writer Ken Penders, who copyrighted all his original characters from the comic. The lawsuit resulted in the removal of a large chunk of characters and back story from the comic, which leaded to a reboot. More specifically, the removal all the original characters and stories not created by the current head writer Ian Flynn.
Q: "What happened to Knuckles' family and all the other echidnas?"
A: "The Pendering happened."
The Pendering by Sunwalker May 17, 2014

pendsexual 

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.
"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual
pendsexual by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009
The plural for penis
There were two dudes blowin eachother's respective penasia behind the dumpster at my work today so I told them to leave.
Penasia by snakpakk August 22, 2011
A penis that has been in ass so many times that it resembles the inside of an asshole
Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?

Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*
Penass by Awf uck May 14, 2014