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pending for a bending 

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
pending for a bending by ragingbender September 23, 2010

peninosaur 

A huge penis, may've killed (or belonged to) dinosaurs its so big.
"You may not wanna hook up with that guy, hes put 7 girls in the hospital because he unleashed his peninosaur on their ptwatodactyls."
peninosaur by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007
Penidng means 'waiting to come.'
I'm pending all over your face!
Awh, I just pended.
Pending by QFapfap June 27, 2010
When your blocked on Snapchat
Damn Jana left me on pending
Pending by Willybearcroft June 20, 2021

google pending

A term used to express an idea that is waiting to be googled.

Something that was not googled yet.
Bubba: Ah man, what was that thing I wanted to google earlier??

Daniel: You always have at least 4 google pending things!
google pending by MaxPawn June 14, 2010
After you turn in your application for early decision you are accepted, denied or defered. When you are defered you have to wait tell march to here from that school so you application status is pending. Basically its there as cruel and unusual punishment. As your friends get in your application continues to say Pending. When you are supposed to here sometime in march and its the 21 and you havent heard pending becomes the worst word in the dictionary.
Your application status: Pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.

Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK

John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending
Pending by 76 March 25, 2007