1. Has a neck as thin as a pencil. Is used as an insult on anyone though.
2. Is a pussy. You know, lack's bravery, courage and shit.
"Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha bong."
2. "Just jump! Ah' ya fucken Pencil Neck!"
Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
1. You read Harry Potter books.
2. You're a liberal.
3. You cry a lot.
4. You receive flu shots.
5. You wear sandals with socks...colored socks.
6. You work in a "safe job" that involves an inordinate amount of bureaucracy, paperwork, or technology.
7. You design security software more complex than what it was designed to protect.
8. You're a virgin.
9. You have a discordant fashion sense, with questionable hygienne, but don't seem to notice.
10. Your greatest athletic accomplishment involves a mouse or remote control.
11. You can't hold your head straight.