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3.
Small flat-chested skinny female usually under 5'5" high. often found in groups. (Abbreviated from "pencil").
Oh look, there's Chris, talking to that pence.
by snicksnacknicerack June 11, 2005
 
1.
A bureaucratic douche bag. Popular in Indiana's 6th congressional district, defined after Indiana's district 6 representative.
That dude's a total pence
by indiana4evah February 27, 2010
 
2.
to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.
I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies
by J. Moreno April 10, 2008