| 1. | Stonewall Penalty | ||
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In football, where an unambigous foul is committed in the penalty area. The prefix 'Stonewall' is used to highlight the obvious nature of the incident; stonewall being a particular type of wall used throughout Scottish highlands and other mountainous regions as they are really obvious and nobody ever walks into them, ever. Except the occasional rambling referee. "The referee has walked right into that one! He must have been swayed by the fans here at Old Trafford. The player has been hacked down at the waist by a flying scissor kick just outside the six yard box but the ball has not been touched. That was a stonewall penalty."
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| 2. | stonewall penalty | ||
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A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.
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| 3. | penalty box | ||
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the rear cargo area of an SUV or van that can hold extra passengers.
so named for being usually cramped and uncomfortable to ride in. I'm glad Steve gave us a lift into town, even though we got stuck in the penalty box.
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| 4. | Ticketwanker | ||
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A uniformed issuer of fixed penalty notices, extremely eager, demonstrating ecstatic enjoyment of said practice, an overly enthusiastic pursuit of possible covert vehicular or travel violations.
Especially where a violation is not at all obvious. Ticketwanker: Overly vigilant ticket wardens, for the placement of penalty notices on motor vehicles, this may involve following shoppers back to their cars and checking parking tickets while the vehicle is being loaded. Hiding out of sight to virtually entrap a hapless drivers motor with a wheel clamp, which could lead to the crushing of said device, upsetting the owner and providing heightened delight for the issuer. The pursuit and capture of fare dodgers on public transport is also valid for this definition, due to the disappointment shown when a train carriage or bus full of the traveling public does not provide anything but valid tickets, but the ecstatic behaviour comes into play when the hunt is successful.
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| 5. | spontaneous human combustion | ||
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to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion
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| 6. | mullered | ||
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1 Broken, smashed or beaten up to the point of being visisbly altered, unusuable or non-functional.
2 Intoxicated with drink or drugs to the point of non-sensibility. 3 Resoundingly beaten in a competition of some kind. As far as I am aware this term comes from the German footballer Gerd Muller who scored lots of goals. I got totally mullered last night, I had loads of pills......
A bus smashed right into his car and absolutely mullered it.... We got bloody mullered at five-a-side, 10 bleedin' nill This term probably comes from German international footballer Gerd Muller who used to destroy teams with his sizzling shots from inside or outside the penalty area.... Gerd Muller, known as "Der Bomber", is the greatest goal-scorer of the modern era. He scored an amazing 68 goals in 62 games for West Germany during the 1970s, including the win in the 1974 World Cup Final. Gerd Muller, a stocky, powerful striker with matchless speed in the penalty area, amassed 628 goals in first class football. This included 365 goals for Bayern Munich during his 14 year career. |
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| 7. | MVP | ||
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Most Valuable Pendejo. Usually a member of a team who comited a vital mistake and cost the game. Yesterday at the soccer game, Pedro was named MVP when he touch the ball with his hands in the penalty area.
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