Pelagic Abomination 

A tidal wave.

Tim was killed by a pelagic abomination.

Pelagic Abomination by Taveouster March 10, 2018

Pelagic Poser 

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

Pelagic Poser by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

Pelagie 

Pelagie’s are one of the most sweetest girl you could meet in the world! They’re very pretty can get irritated sometimes thought. When you look at them it’s like seeing and angel!

Victoria: WOW she’s so gorgeous

Cameron:She’s definitely a Pelagie!

Pelagie by nayeonskiwi November 21, 2021

pelagia 

what a great name the most beautiful name in that world 🌍.very funny person .usually they have an annoying sister like mara but it is ok .

mark-is pelagia the best?
klark-yes she is of course but she has an annoying sister

pelagia by Definitely not pelagia November 29, 2021

pelatic 

A word that symbolizes hatred for something

This book is pelatic

pelatic by Ardan Demha May 27, 2020

pelagia 

the worst middle name

Scotsborough- What’s your middle name?
Thorp- Pelagia
Scotsborough- What?
Thorp- It’s like malaysia with a P.

pelagia by mosstersinc January 6, 2018

Plagickery 

n. an object of attempted humor created when someone plagiarizes pop culture in an attempt to pass themselves off as witty; can be used in a variety of situations.

Ex: I thought Billy's Facebook statuses were hilarious, but then I watched the Office and realized everything he says is just a bunch of plagickery

Plagickery by scooterhbombly February 5, 2010