coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

peussie 

The name of that god-awful Princess at the Royal Palace. Yeh that one! Next to the Academy of Jelqing.
She is the Ultimate NAME for defining filth, vermin, bad taste and smells. Her secretary, Mary Mount, is not worth mounting. Her other slaves, like Mojo, and Madre Loki, encourage the outrageous parties at the Academy.

"Come near me and act like peussie and I'll kill you"
"Peussie is the word and the deed, and the sperm gone to seed"
"Don't you even dare think about doing a Peussie on me"

peussie by Dynamo Mama December 30, 2007

Peussie Dump 

The moment when you realize that someone just cut a massive gas explosion and the only thing to do is run for your life.

That Peussie Dump filled the theater and caused the show to stop!

Peussie Dump by Peussie December 13, 2010

Ur genus eat penus 

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

penus vacuum by Telephony July 28, 2012

Pegassus 

An incorrectly spelled forum name used by irrational retard(s) that is plainly too stupid to notice that he/she is a retard by the classic definition.

Certain displacements include the number of working headlights on a motorcycle, the use of digital vs analog speedometers, the ability to understand that you cannot master anything in 15 minutes and that a pillow is not a tool one would use during any mechanical procedure.

Pegassus greased his axle sticks using a flat and cross screwdriver, a pillow and a hammer.

Pegassus by BababooeyFafaflohiMamamonkey August 13, 2012

Pegupine 

A woman who can't help being unfaithful no matter who she is with. One who lies and uses excuses in order to go out drinking (see alchy-ho) and hooking up with a random guy or guys (and occasionally a woman) for one night stands.

Someone with great knowledge of penis size because she has had so many, so often. Can be found in bars and hotels across New England. Extremely territorial.

Charlie: "That loud mouth little drunk lady just aked me and that other guy to take her home."
Lucy: "Watch yourself Charlie. She's a Pegupine."

Pegupine by FYPicture June 17, 2011