Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

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Peence

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.

Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.

Peence by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011

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Peenched • Peench • Peecher • peechew • Peence • Peencel • peenchod • peenwheelie • peesche • penche

penchentable

when someone is attractive, and you are willing to submit yourself to having sex with them

penchentable is derived from the French verb "se penchent", which means "to bend over"

also see: fuckable

hey, did you see that girl ? she is so penchentable

penchentable by Michael Deviantmind May 2, 2008