pee hard - Urinary Erectosis 

1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.

2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.

"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.

pee hard - Urinary Erectosis by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010

Peetard 

Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."

Josh Hutcherson got mobbed by a band of Peetards.

Peetard by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012

peetard 

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

peetard by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

Peetard 

Someone who urinates on themselves unintentionally

Tanner is such a peetard that he quit basketball because he was embarrassed

Peetard by Tsukiyomeme November 30, 2018

Peetard 

A retard who pees.

he's a professional peetard.

Peetard by zandubaam October 19, 2022

prehardon 

The state of being neither fully flaccid nor fully erect in the male penis. Most often used in the sense of moving towards an erection rather than loosing one.

Semi-erect penis - not yet suitable for entry into the female vagina or male anus, but suitable (and some would say preferably) erect for the purpose of fellatio.

Not to be confused with limp cock or impotence - a prehardon is thestage before the hardon or erection occurs.

I had a prehardon all night knowing that he was going to take me to his place and fuck my arse all night.

She kept flashing her tits at me and I either had a hardon or prehardon all night.

See also hardon.

prehardon by Bangass July 23, 2008

peetard 

Somone who has to go to the bathroom a lot and/or has a small bladder.

Kayla's such a peetard, she looked like she was about to piss herself when she ran into the bathroom!

peetard by Wail Halls September 3, 2006