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peedz by dearsweetheart June 19, 2010
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Peedee
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
Peed in the Ball Pit
The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.
Peed in the Ball Pit by Horse News July 14, 2014
Peezure
The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.
Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014
sofa king stew peed
A person dumb enough to read the phrase more than twice really fast. Also known as sofa king stew peed.
sofa king stew peed by TheLoveBoatShipperPerson January 25, 2021
Peedar
The innate ability to accurately locate and urinate in a toilet while in near or complete darkness. Similar to a bat's sonar. Applicable only to men (and technically, women who can pee while standing up).
"Man I had to piss like a racehorse at 3 this morning, but I couldn't find the light switch. Luckily my peedar was working well last night."
Peedar by Jay In MIA July 13, 2012