I do not wanna get peed on 

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

I do not wanna get peed on by Bloop6 December 31, 2021

peed off 

another word for pissed off, but in a kind nice way :)

1. im so peed off man its not even funny...
2. he looks peed off

peed off by Chet and Josh November 5, 2004

Get peed on 

An insult to tell when you want to brag, or rub something in.

Bro I just beat Jerry and he got peed on.

Lol get peed on bro

Get peed on by Pee Gerald June 29, 2020

She thought she came but she peed on the dick 

Use this sentence when someone does an action they think is bossy or putting someone in their place, but in reality, they cringed themselves. Synonym for "she thought she ate." Originated from a CupcaKke lyric.

"She really fucked up that presentation, but she thinks she did well."

"Damn, she thought she came but she peed on the dick."

She thought she came but she peed on the dick by zaralarrssonstan69696 July 20, 2022

Peed My Pants Off 

Combination of "I nearly peed my pants" and "I laughed my ass off" LMAO.

Expression is typically accidentally spewed after relating a funny or embarrasing story while inebriated or during blonde moments.

"I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants off"

Peed My Pants Off by Blonde Mexican January 13, 2010

Peedock 

When an Englishman places his penis inside another Englishman's penis and urinates.

Peedock

Peedock by Mistress Mistras January 11, 2013

peedoink 

A penis.

Please, do not kick me in the peedoink. ~Mike Graham, DMD

peedoink by Dickflaptica October 28, 2021