Peezure 

The little fits of shaking and shuddering males experience after urination. Peezures only occur while standing upright. As the name suggests, depending on a guy’s aim, it can make for messy results.

I had a mean peezure this morning, and accidentally got some drops on my shirt.

Peezure by chillerwhales April 12, 2014

Peeber 

A slang term for a bottle, or preferably a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. PBR.

Hey bartender, how about another can of Peeber!

Peeber by Aaron Goodyear April 4, 2005

Peeturbate 

Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.

"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."

"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."

Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011

PEENUR

slang for penis, usually spelled in all caps. Shrivels when SCAREY MONSTURS are about.

OMG A SCAREY MONSTUR!! HE'L EET MY PEENUR!!

Sorry for using all caps.

PEENUR by TripperDay January 18, 2004

Peeturd 

Derogatory name for a Peter. Derived from Pee and turd.

This is my friend, Peeturd.

Peeturd by KikiLand! January 13, 2008

Peebert

Peebert, close relative of the mighty poobert, in raw form he is a cockroach with a snapback. You are strongly advised to convey his name at least 462 times an hour or he will claim your knee caps as his own.

Peebert, Peebert, all love and affection for him, Peebert.

Peebert by peebertisepic June 18, 2019

peebird 

A legendary, flying penis that became extinct soon after the invention of the vibrator; slang for penis

Dude, someone totally slapped on my peebird

peebird by Kyle Steinburg May 1, 2008