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The funniest way to describe one's penis, making them sound like a complete ass.
Hey bitch, look at my pee pee.
by blargh shit August 17, 2003
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"teacher?"

"yes, timmy?"

"i went pee pee in my pants''

"good job, timmy! thats another gold star!"
by ty December 13, 2003
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penis and/or vagina
when a man and a woman love eachother very much they put their peepees together. then after a while, tadpoles (seman) will come out of the boy's peepee and go into the girl's peepee. and then nine months later a baby will (or might) POP out of the girl's peepee.

and THAT, my friends, is the tale of peepees.
by Cassie FACE! April 08, 2004
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1. a phrase often said by children needing to use the bathroom. 2. a phrase used by idiot adults needing to use the bathroom.
Child "I need to pee pee!!" how cute
Adult "I need to pee pee!!" how stupid
by poo poo July 01, 2004
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Either the liquid also known as urine or the organ that it is ejected from.
Ewww, pee pee!

AH, I hurt my pee pee!
by boobymcbooberson January 27, 2005
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n.
1. Baby speak for one's penis.
2. Implication of calling someone's penis small.

v.
3. Baby speak for urination.
1. Aw, look at little Johnny's pee pee!
2. What does Bob think he's gonna do with that pee pee of his?!
3. All that coffee I drank makes me wanna pee pee.
by Eptiger January 02, 2004
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I love ninjas with every part of my body, including my pee-pee.
by Nugget April 27, 2003
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