pee, it's all the poison rejected out of the food you ate, along with the poo
there are 5 types of poo(counting on their color)
*clear/transparent: you just drinked some water or the food you ate doesn't contain any poison, it's not dangerous to drink if on desert, it doesn't even have a taste, almost like water
*white:1-you have eaten much sugar , even the pee will look like white sand and it will hurt...you know what, if drunken may cause stomach-ache
*yellow:just regular pee,with 70% poison and 28% water and 2% other liquids, 40% chance of becoming sick and 7% chance of dying
*red: you have inner bleeding in you stomach, 7% chance of dying if drunk, no chance of becoming sick
if this happens to you go immediately to the doctor
*green: just slum/failed cure, 80% chance of dying if drunk,
just like the red, go to the doctor in at maximum 2hours or you'll die in 5 days, without any helpful cure
good luck with you pee(s)
n°1 guy: hey n°2 guy, yesterday i peed slum
n°2 guy: HEY GUYS, PREPARE A FUNERAL FOR THIS GUY!!
2 guys watching a horror movie in winter
n°1 guy:i think i peed in my pants
n°2 guy:your lucky, i bet my pee have frozen now!
the little tinkeling sensation...either, on the toilet, in your pants, on a rock, in a bush, on someone else, in a cup/pot, in the shower, and the main place...POOL
*it is yellow or sometimes clear.
look in ur toilet....
The yellow stuff that squirts out onto the floor if you don't know how to use the toilet.
Look on the floor...
What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.
Mom: No more soda tonight.
1) Your mom smells like pee.
2) I'd like it if your mom would pee on me.
noun: a liquid waste that is given off as a result of the kidneys cleaning toxins in the blood; the color can range from dark yellow to clear
verb: To excrete this fluid
tenses: pee, peeing, peed, pees
also called, urine, piss
My little brother thinks it's funny to pee on the floor
Urinate; piss; What R kelly does to girls
"dam doo, did u see that video where R Kelly pissed all over dat girl?! good shit!"
to urinate; see whiz
frickin' a! i felt it trinkling down my leggin...