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1.
pee
the little tinkeling sensation...either, on the toilet, in your pants, on a rock, in a bush, on someone else, in a cup/pot, in the shower, and the main place...POOL
*it is yellow or sometimes clear.
*very warm
*sour
*smelly
look in ur toilet....
by poopadia October 12, 2003
 
22.
pee
What people (mostly men) do on the toilet seat in public toilets and don't bother to wipe it off.
When I went to the public toilet some idiot had peed all over the seat. I had to wipe off the pee!
by a.k is awesome:-) July 16, 2014
 
23.
pee
The only thing girls ever do in the restroom. They don't fart or shit like their manly predessesors, girls don't ever fart or shit. EVER
Girls don't ever shit or fart. They just pee
by Mavrito May 23, 2014
 
24.
pee
pee, it's all the poison rejected out of the food you ate, along with the poo

there are 5 types of poo(counting on their color)
*clear/transparent: you just drinked some water or the food you ate doesn't contain any poison, it's not dangerous to drink if on desert, it doesn't even have a taste, almost like water

*white:1-you have eaten much sugar , even the pee will look like white sand and it will hurt...you know what, if drunken may cause stomach-ache

*yellow:just regular pee,with 70% poison and 28% water and 2% other liquids, 40% chance of becoming sick and 7% chance of dying

*red: you have inner bleeding in you stomach, 7% chance of dying if drunk, no chance of becoming sick
if this happens to you go immediately to the doctor

*green: just slum/failed cure, 80% chance of dying if drunk,
just like the red, go to the doctor in at maximum 2hours or you'll die in 5 days, without any helpful cure

good luck with you pee(s)
n°1 guy: hey n°2 guy, yesterday i peed slum
n°2 guy: HEY GUYS, PREPARE A FUNERAL FOR THIS GUY!!
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2 guys watching a horror movie in winter
n°1 guy:i think i peed in my pants

n°2 guy:your lucky, i bet my pee have frozen now!
by anis91 October 24, 2011
 
25.
pee
abriviation for Punch Every Enemy.
hey i gotta go pee
iight ill help u out... whos the enemy
by adglkja June 27, 2007
 
26.
pee
r-kellys favorite thing to do
I wanna pee on you
by Kewl-Aid2 February 16, 2010
 
27.
pee
urine that comes out of a boy's penis or girls vagina
slang: piss
My pants are wet from my pee.
My wet dream was jizz, not pee!

It is common for me to pee myself
by Pee Pants October 26, 2003
 
28.
pee
erotic element for sick fucks like Madonna.
Check out that picture of Madonna drinking his pee.
by Hikoo October 08, 2003