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dildo peddler 

A woman or man who is a successful representative of one of those sex toy corporations such as Pure Romance. They are often throwing parties to fully stock and supply the neighborhood wives with their finest wares whether battery operated or not.
Guy A: Hey I heard Martha was buying a new house soon and finally paid off her SUV.

Guy B: Well of course she did since she became a dildo peddler. Those ladies are rolling in the dough!
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smut peddler 

smut peddler by daughters February 7, 2005
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Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.
"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."
peddler by local peddler July 21, 2006

Peddy Cash 

An influential and judgmental moped gang from Chicago, IL
Rando 1: "Peddy Cash never comes to my stupid Thursday night rides."

Grom 1: "I love riding mopeds but Peddy Cash hates me."

Hater Dude: "What, do you have to be Peddy Cash to get into this place?"

Grom 2: "I threw a kit on it but Peddy Cash didnt care."
Peddy Cash by stewartc March 31, 2011

Dope Peddler 

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.
THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."
being able to detect people that are checking you or others around you out
girl one: omg that guy was totally checking you out!

girl two: :O how did you know that?

girl one: it just totally came up on my pervdar...
pervdar by ninjarrr October 19, 2011

Dissent Peddler 

The lowest rung on the internet ladder, a Dissent Peddler is someone who plants seeds of destruction among existing internet communities because they stand to benefit from undermining existing leadership hierarchies. They will lie, cheat, manipulate and skew data and make false proclamations that "sound plausible" as best they are able in an effort to put themselves in power. These people are not to be trusted and often work together in small cells, like terrorists, to accomplish their agenda.
Eric and Barbie were the dissent peddlers of the overthrow operation on that forum. They knew by undermining the leaders with lies, they stood to benefit tremendously.
Dissent Peddler by TACOSCANYoN July 17, 2016