penis eats donkeys sydrome
a sort of virus u get from codjumping
Onlooker: Did your penis eat that donkey
Pedsdude: Yes.... Yes it did
Onlooker: Brillant thats a brig dick and i warp it in warping paper
A kid who likes to listen to Pink Floyd and experiment with drugs. There is always at least one Peds per school. Look for them typically driving an old-school car like a Trans Am.
Peds: Hey, wanna try some psychedelic drugs?
Everyone else: Sure, why the hell not?
-The word "Ped" is often used as an alternative to a correct or a better suited word in a situation. It is when the user is under some sort of pressure, experiencing nervousness or because they simply do not know how to respond due to social retardation, that they respond with "(Erm) Ped".
- To "Ped Out" is to lose control of the current situation you find yourself in and break down into a sweat, or just leave and sit in the library or wander the corridors alone.
It can be used in any confusing/unfamiliar situation and as an alternative to a context specific word.
A: Tell me the story about the guy who has his clothes money and ped.
A: Erm you know, ped?
A: When was the last time you wanked?
B: Erm ped.
A: I don't know what my girlfriend wants from me!
B: Stop pedding out you twat.
A: I'm pedding out!
Brittish slang. Short for moped - a small motorbike mostly of the 2 stroke 50cc variety.
Baz: How fast does your ped go?
Gaz: 27 mate
Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Commonly used by athletes.
include human growth hormone, testosterone, EPO.
The cyclist Hincapie claimed Armstrong used PEDs
It's short for pedophile.
"Oh my god I heard that teacher is a ped that dates students."
Post. Ejaculatory. Drip. the small amount of semen that comes out a little bit after you have ejaculated.
DAMN! i just pulled up my pants and NOW i get p.e.d.
A word commonly used by office manager
s for "small black filing cabinets."
Reply to this email if you would like a ped and were not issued one. I’ll make sure we order you one for the new space.