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2. pedostache
The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
1. pedostache
A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...
3. Pedostache
-The kindly word for an unnatractive peice of crap excuse for hair that may sit atop the lip of a man (or woman) and give them a certain look, that often makes one think of a pedophile.

-A moustache that makes somebody look seriously pedophillic.
"Eww...That creepy badminton teacher keep staring at me at club practice!"

"Yeah, he probably loves you. I mean, he has a pedostache."

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"So, im thinking about growing a moustache love."

"So long as it's not a pedostache I don't care.
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