In scientific terms, a pedophile is a mental disabiled that that feels the need to try to sharpen the tip of their penis. This is usually achieved by having sex with children under the age of eighteen. This is illegal almost everywhere, but pedophiles persist with having sex with minors because if they do not, they have a high chance of dying and being laughed at for not having a sharp penis.

Some signs of being a pedophile are watching Lazytown and getting an erection when Stephanie is on the screen. Another example is watching Dateline: To Catch a Predator and not laughing at the stupid people who get caught.

Being a pedophile will usually land someone in jail. Some rare cases of pedophiles not being jailed are Barney the Dinosaur, children's musical groups such as The Wiggles and The Doodlebops, and Jesus.
Man that is not pedophile: Hey, bro, would you tap that woman's ass?

Pedophile: No, but I'd tap her child's ass.

Man that is not pedophile: I am calling the police.
by B.O.S.Kuro-chan April 24, 2007
Someone who is sexually attracted to children.
Little Sally and her pedophile friend had a wonderful time together.
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That pedophile turned out to be a bad guy and raped little Sally.
by Frank Jones December 13, 2003
Someone that is attracted to feet.

It is, actually.
"Pedo", a Latin word, not a Greek one, means "foot".

I think you guys are thinking about the Greek word, "Paedo", for child.

Therefore, someone that has a love for children is a "paedophile", and a "paediatrician" is a child doctor, while a "pedophile" is someone with a love for feet, and a "pediatrician" is a foot doctor.

Does this not negate all of your definitions?
Person 1: My aunt was really weird; she was a pedophile.

Person 2: Sick! How utterly sick!

Person 1: No, as in P-E-D-O, pedophile, not P-A-E-D-O, paedophile.

Person 2: What's the difference?
END OF CONVERSATION; PERSON 1 HAS LEFT.
by Scytale March 20, 2006
A sick bastard that enjoy having sexual intercourse with people under the age of eighteen.
Do you think that R. Kelly is a pedophile?
by Anonymous May 10, 2003
A man who is seuxlly attracted to children. A sexual orientation.
I am a pedophile because my girlfriend is 2-years old.
by John-Paul February 16, 2005

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