Mani-Pedi-Facial 

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017

pedicabber

$20

A pedicabber is an adult human being who rides a tricycle in pursuit of Andrew Jackson, ultimately Benjamin Franklin.

pedicabber by slothonthebeach October 13, 2013

Padmir 

The exact meaning of Padmir is opening to interpretation.
Though commonly meaning 'fantastic' in the positive or 'unfortunate' in the negative sense. Much like the word Bad may be positive or negative.

Also less commonly used as a greeting.
The context is important to the intended meaning.

Pronounced: Pad-mee-err

Background: Originally formed from the multi-million viewed youtube video involving a (possibly blind) German boy falling short, while attempting to jump into a swimming pool. In the background of the video a voice is heard shouting Padmir, in an approving manner.

Adam: Hey oliver watch out you're about to drop your ice-cream!
Oliver: Oh padmir!

Phillipa: I just found out that I got the job
Joanne: oh well done padmir.

Cat: Hello there friendly neighbor, didn't mean to wake you.
Smith: greetings padmir

Padmir by Mr.Bgundi May 28, 2009

Pedirrific 

A term used to describe anything that screams of pedophilia. This term can be used to describe a house, vehicle or person.

That white van with no windows is pedirrific.

Pedirrific by Howie's September 15, 2015

Pedigree chums 

Best friends, often used sarcastically to emphasize the weakness of a relationship.

"You're on thin ice my pedigree chums and I shall be under it when it breaks"- Brick Top- Snatch

Pedigree chums by I Regret My Choice September 27, 2013

Persian pedicure 

A sexual manoeuvre where a man inserts his penis between a woman's big toe and index toe and thrusts repeatedly, not unlike hot dogging or thigh sex. Typically performed by foot fetishists.

I gave this girl a Persian pedicure last night, it was sick.

Persian pedicure by Lintowl April 2, 2020

pedigree chump 

High class fucking idiot

you my friend are a pedigree chump

pedigree chump by Merrydown February 11, 2009