| 1. | pedally drum | ||
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This is the term for a bass drum (usually around 26'' to 28'' in diameter that includes two heads, rims, and a PEDAL kick attatched to the front) used by unversed, somewhat-naive people who dont know any better.
Sophia: So do you play the pedally drum thing too?
Thomas: What are you talking about? Sophia: You know...on the drum set.. Thomas: Do you mean the BASS drum... Sophia: I guess? Thomas: you have SOOO much to learn |
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| 2. | Fuck The Pedal | ||
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When you give up on the drum pedal while playing Rock Band. Guy 1: Dude use the fucking pedal you're gonna lose!
Guy 2: Fuck the pedal!!! |
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| 3. | Nukh | ||
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Pronounced \nuck\, v.
A cult (kvlt) initiation in which a candidate must kneel on the ground with their crotch protruded forth. The leader then hits them in the nuts with a bass drum pedal (preferrably a double pedal). This is followed by the denukhing where the person second in command merely stomps the candidates crotch thus leaving them with a whole lot of pain to go through. This process was invented by the blackmetal band Forest of Grey as a joke and have forced various people into going through this faux-ritual process. Now they just threaten their enemies with it. Nick had to be held to the ground when he was being nukhed.
Dan will nukh only the willing with his DW pedal. Nukh Nathan, he will cry... Mr.T was the first to get Nukhed. It is Z-Fod's job to denukh the candidate. |
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| 4. | drum bitch | ||
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Someone who sucks terribly at playing all kinds of drums(real drums, rock band drums, Etc.) and finds it impossible to keep a steady beat. Hey Alan, you suck at drums! You're such a drum bitch!
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| 5. | Fuckery Pedal | ||
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When drama-driven dumb asses drum up the bullshit at high levels often causing the most common of occurrences to be uncomfortable for all involved. Everyone gave Eric a side-eye look at the event when he started lead-footing the fuckery pedal when he saw his ex.
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| 6. | Portland | ||
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Oregon's largest city, known for its gay mayor, Sam Adams, and his affinity for teenaged boys, Tonya Harding, and people who like to sit in drum circles (a hippie version of a Circle Jerk). It's also know for it's higher than average percentage of women who refuse to shave Earthmuffins, tree-hugging, effeminate men, and people who have a genuine hatred of any mode of transportation that isn't public or pedal powered. Person 1: Hey, I just had a woman with hairy armpits, who smelled of Patchouli ask me to protest the city's lack of funding for people who want to change their gender. They're going to kick the protest off at a drum circle, and wrap it up by singing Kumbaya.
Person 2: Oh, well you must be in Portland, Oregon. Person 1: Why yes, I am. How'd you know?--Oops, gotta go, I'm getting felched by the Mayor Adams. |
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| 7. | Cheater Beater | ||
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a double kick-drum pedal "Those bass drum beats on the new Lamb of God album are amazingly fast, but of course, the guys uses a cheater beater."
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