Pectum 

The area between the penis and the rectum (or anus).

As my bicycle came back to earth after my kick-ass jump, I couldn't get my butt back onto the seat and totally smashed my pectum on the crossbar. Ouch.

Pectum by stu513 October 9, 2009

rectum plectrum

Pick or plec (guitar-style) used to (sadistically) play one's rectrum.

John: I was thinking of buying some assless chaps, and also a rectum plectrum. What do you think?
Dude: Uh, OK, dude starts running as fast as he can in the opposite direction.

rectum plectrum by Darbers April 15, 2008

rectum plectrums 

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).

John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.

rectum plectrums by Darbers April 16, 2008

plectrum 

A plectrum is a device for plucking or strumming a stringed instrument. In guitars, banjos, and similar instruments, the plectrum is a separate tool held in the player's hand. In harpsichords, the plectra form part of the mechanism of the instrument.

I need a plectrum to play my guitar as well as I can.

Here you go, I have a bag of plectra, so you can keep it.

plectrum by Tye and David August 31, 2008

Plectrum Buddies 

Best friends who have the exact same plectrum and store it in the same compartment of his/hers wallet/purse.

Hey is that and Ernie Ball purple plectrum you have there, we must be Plectrum Buddies.

Plectrum Buddies by MenNMac August 27, 2012

pertrumped 

To be perturbed by Donald Trump and his actions.

Angela was pertrumped by Donald Trump's recent faux pas.

pertrumped by Politis the bear January 6, 2017