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a pecker bitch is a dumb tall blonde creole coon ass from louisisana who can't pronunciate his words correctly and is balding, hunts gators in his home in the bayou and throws empty threats like 'im gonna stompa mud hole n' yer ass'. also he is very lazy and fat and lazy. also thinks he is number two to the messiah but is wrong and wizard island is acctualy number two
avants is a pecker bitch
by chacalicious September 16, 2008

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