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An annoying non-tumblr using cunt that is very oblivious to the internet world and isn't in any fandom.

Anyone who thinks David Karp, Louis Tomlinson and Scott Disick aren't sassy.

Basically people who don't have tumblr or don't know ship any two celebrities or don't have an OTP are peasants.
Person 1: I will never join tumblr, its shit.

Person 2: Tell me what is your life? Are you even normal? Get out of my sight, you peasant. *walks away sassily because you think you're just as sassy as Louis Tomlinson, Scott Disick and David Karp*
by thatulimatefangirl October 21, 2012
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A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.
The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.
by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004
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The name that you give to that one friend who acts all posh but is actually living the peasant life
"OMG did you see Jessica the other day. She is such a peasant"

She didn't choose the peasant life, the peasant life chose her.
by NotThisBitchAgain September 15, 2014
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A poor, uncouth, ill-bred person lacking either culture or refinement.
Why you! How dare yee calleth me that name. Thee shall regret this, peasant you are.
by Thomas_Jones November 08, 2014
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A put down usually used to show how someone's project or action is badly done. Usually used in Australia
Mate, that throw was peasant!
by Chris Sharrad October 30, 2004
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A person who is inferior to another in a certain area of skill, usu. humorous
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Everyone that Mitt Romney doesn't worry about.
Mitt: There are 47 percent of the American people who... who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it... My job is not to worry about those people.

The Rich: Yeah! Fuck the peasants!
by xdan4deadx September 23, 2012
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