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1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.

2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.
"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."

"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"
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The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.
"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."
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a shitty band, that is extremely over-rated, that you will pay $75 to go sit in an arena 400 feet away from.
oh, man, they're a real pearl jam.
by IAmTheFly July 19, 2006
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One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.

The worst thing about them is the singing.

It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.
Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.
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A music group that didn't accomplish much more then inspire an amazing band called Creed that ended up rocking Saskatoon radio for a good 5 years with the same song.
Mike: Is this Pearl Jam?
Albert: This band fucking sucks and sounds nothing like Pearl Jam.
by M DOGG July 11, 2005
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A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.
I have more respect for Avril
by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004
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Guys that usually pretends to be in summer using shorts, even if its is winter in Seattle.
Eddie Vedder is one of those old boys using shorts, tell him it is winter and he is 43 y old.

....ohh, you are talking about those skaters called Pearl Jam?

...yes
by internani February 01, 2007
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