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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
by chowderlap July 12, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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