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The best meal in America. Invented by Christopher Colombus and his band of merry thieves. While that may or may not be true, I love PB and J.
I want something awesome. I'll have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Harold Kyle April 27, 2004
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When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
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"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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When you are having sex with a women who is on her period, switching between her ass and her crotch. The female then performs oral sex on you.
He pulled a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on who?!
by thejakebush May 29, 2008
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An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?

Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread

Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
by kadugan March 04, 2012
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apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex
me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night
by eaknasty October 17, 2008
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When your girl is on her period and you fuck her in the vagina then put it in her butt and bust a nut. After which you proceed to squeeze her ass together while she pushes your come out her ass and lick it up. Hence the term peaNUT BUTTer and jelly sandwich.
I'm felling freaky babe, I wanna fuck your pussy and cum in your ass. But I'm on my period. Fuck it, lets make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
by Jelle2fo20 February 01, 2015
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