the tytest girl at hse
peanut is so tyte to hang out with
by peanut March 03, 2004

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A peanut is a little cheezy white ball that you hack up. But a peanut is a form of hallitosis. it is a little white ball no bigger than a pinkie nail. If you choose the path of crushing it you will be emerged in a really raunchy smell basically it smells like shit. so i advice you not too. If you get a peanut its not all that good. Dont go showing it around. Peaunts accur when you dont brush ur teeth so brush ur teeth and you wont have to experience it. Doctors have said it is common to get about 2 a year.
*cough*
what the heck is this thing?
"Hey Chris what is this thing"
"ah man thats a peanut dont crush it"
"why"
"ur fingers will smell like shit"
moments later Tom crushes it
"oh my god thats nasty!"
he thinks to himself
"i wil never crush one of those things again!"
by a wise woman November 03, 2006

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sedative medicine pill
I am so stressed, give me peanuts
by Montaque January 13, 2006

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A member of the Modern Toss pantheon of comics and comic characters, chronicalling the power struggle that rages within the world-famous Mod supergroup Peanut. The comic features the characters Dave (bass player), Paul(drummer), Gary (lead singer), Rodriguez (Gary's PA) and Spodsie (Manager).

It needs to be pointed out that the band members are more noted for their violent methods than their music. The comic largely follows the exploits of Dave and Paul, as they attempt to discover why they have been dropped from the band.

In short, the funniest comic strip ever!
(Manager's office. Spodsie is talking to Dave and Paul)

Spodsie: "Yeah, I've been meaning to call you for a while. Gary's splitting the band up and he's taking the name 'Peanut' with him. And you spastics better start looking for a proper job! Ha ha ha!

Dave: You fucking cunt, Spodsie. Shit it! *knees Spodsie in the chin*

Spodsie: Oof!

*Dave punches Spodsie in the face with a loud 'Smack'*

Spodsie: Ooooohh!

*Dave karate chops Spodsie in the neck, sending blood spurting all over the room*

Dave: Shitter *pulls a gun on Spods and shoots him several times in the chest and abdomen*

Paul: You were a bit hard on old Spodsie there Dave.

Dave: That's nothing Paul. When I get hold of Gary I'm going to turn him into a nut!

Like I said - funny shit.
by J June 08, 2005

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A slang for a woman's nipples
Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

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The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.
She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.
by AnXS July 20, 2009

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Peanut is a smoking game, played by 4-X players. Everyone is required to bring their own weed. It starts with the first person (picked anyway you decide) they fill up the bowl with their own weed, then puff puff pass rules are followed throughout the whole game. when the bowl is emptied, the last person to take a hit refills it with their own weed, and the game continues. The last person to run out of weed is the winner and overall the highest of everyone.

(this game was thought of and ultimatly invented by Peanut....long live peanut!)
Person 1 : "Hey guys, lets throw a peanut party!"

Person 2 : "Yeah, and dont forget to bring your own "peanuts" ;) :-p"

Person 3 : "stupid gay joke...."
by JLF December 30, 2005

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