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40. peanut
the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!
Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!
by Jellybean Mar 15, 2005 share this add a video
1. peanut
Noun:
A cute person, used as a nickname to show affection
"oooh my lil brother is such a peanut.'
2. peanut
To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.
...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.
3. peanut
Someone that acts out of order, obnoxious, and does not have the knowledge of the outside world.
He's a real peanut now a days.
4. Peanut
A mentally retarted person.
"I think Snookie might be a peanut."
5. peanut
the best puppet ever!
" Je -fa-fa dunHAM (dot com) " -Peanut
(( JeffDunham.com ))
6. peanut
An affectionate name for a small child or baby
Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?
7. peanut
a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.
Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut