pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

pootastrophy by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

pustastrophy 

a situation where you must fight over girls at a party where males highly outnumber females. "similar to sausage fest"

Last night was a total pustastrophy there were half as many girls as guys.

pustastrophy by matt07golf April 20, 2009

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.

Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

Photastrophy by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011