To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.
After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.
Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.
The Game Comin street Outta Compton, found by dr. dre
Dre signed to aftermath and dre wanted to make game big and he new 50cent was so he put him in gunit which worked for a lil while, but game didnt like 50cent talkin shit to everyone outta NY beside him & gunit, 50 heard game and didnt like game workin wit Nas, so 50 was done wit game and kicked game out. Game was fine and rebound with Youknowhatitis Vol. 3, Ghost Unit, Stop Snitchin'Stop Lyin' mixtape with also a documantary Stop snitchin' stop lyin'
Dissin gunit through all the mixtapes, he had DJ Skee and also came DJ Clue, Game asked for Blackwallstreet and he got that and has signed many includin Technique and others,
he has M.O.B and Rock star all over his mixtapes dissin Bleek,50,Banks,Yayo,Budden, Sure Knight,Young gunz and lil bit to Young Buck,
The Game Poison Bannanas
Get out the way ho
Lloyd Banks just got shot
Technique pass the mack
And aim it at Curtis Jack
You ain't right
Trying to be Frank White
You getting smacked
Little accident murderer
I just now heard of ya
And the next time you disrespect the west, E serving ya
You better lay low
Cause the M.O.B. got some killers on the payroll
I put a million dollar hit on you snitches
Show you why we call ourselves Money Over Bitches
|60.||new york yankees|
definition to the most band wagon fans in the history of all sports...fan's who whine when they don't get the next 50+ million dollar contract player (even though they have about 9 of them already)...fan's who think there team is the shit even though they are the only 'dynasty' to blow a 3 game lead in ANY playoff series known...not to mention it was the ALCS where they are suppose to OWN everybody with there un-godly amount of payroll...the only line a bandwagon yankee fan has is..."26 world titles man"...it's like the saying goes...everytime a bell rings, a converted devil ray/royal/padre fan turns into a yankee fan...
"Hey we have 26 world titles!"..."yea i don't know shit about baseball, and i've never watched a yankee game, but i can buy there fitted hats, wear them backwards, and walk around saying that we've won 26 world titles"...(that is what a new york yankees fan basically does)
An expansion NBA team that has been in the league since 2004. It has had an impressive 2005-2006 season considering that their star player, Emaka Okafor, was injured most of the year. They have a very low pay roll, and pretty good talent and they will establish a playoff-esque team in possible 2 to 4 seasons.
The Charlotte Bobcats have the lowest payroll in the league and some impressive players.
|62.||Seattle sports teams|
Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.
(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)
Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!
The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.
(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)
Seattle sports teams are the best!
|63.||Omega Tappa Pi|
Omega Tappa Pi was founded by a elite group of military Marines and Sailors in the small city of Augusta Georgia circa 2003. The founding fathers Andy Duhon, Brett Cox, Aaron Jansen and Josh Liston had one thing in mind when they founded the first Chapter of OTP, gather fine southern Gentlemen and give them a place to drink a little whiskey and raise some hell.( by a little I mean mass amounts of whiskey, and enough hell the devil felt ashamed) From 2003-2006 also known as the golden years of OTP, the group could not be stopped. They had a party budget as long as the Mississippi and enough cops under their payroll that not a worry crossed their mind.
Tragedy hit Omega Tappa Pi like Katrina hit the Po black folks of New Orleans, details can not be disclosed until the courts make their final verdict but what I can tell you is, founding Father Duhon went off to Ohio State, Father Liston to San Diego State, Father Cox Bahrain. Father Jansen went on a heroic beer run and has not been found to this day, some like to believe he hit that shell station and just kept going, others think well who cars what they think!
Where is Omega Tappa Pi now, Father Duhon has reinstated a chapter at The University of Ohio State, but due to the watchful eyes of President Karen Holbrook and the FBI it was forced to become the Secret Order Of Omega Tappa PI. Have no fear though, a secret this could can not stay underground long.
Dude 1: Hey U hear what Omega Tappa Pi did!
Dude 2: Yeah man, no eyebrows fucking crazy
Random Hero: I heard You have to kill somebody for them to even thing about joining Omega Tappa Pi.
Brig Gen. of The USMC: No marine will be allowed within forty feet of Petty Officer Duhon's Home.