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Paronism 

A woman born in paron Arkansas and is taught from birth to get pregnant for child support.
Paronism got me caught up for 18 years.
Paronism by jeffrodgers007 August 31, 2016
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[paynis] 

substitute for the less school appropriate term "penis"
widely used in coverse between bergen academy students in mass emails

a pathetic attempt of social defiance and yet an object of equally satisfying pleasure for those students whose heads are stuck in AP physics textbooks ten hours a day

trivia: rushdoony is the usual scapegoat for the aforementioned emails
I like tha paynis

rushdoony atcs 2010 did it!
[paynis] by acha10rushdoony February 27, 2008

Paynis Hayed 

Retarded version of the word penis head. Often used as an insult.
Paynis Hayed by Little_chris October 21, 2004

paytonism 

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
paytonism by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015

payonaise 

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your penis as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the P from penis and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Payonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for man juice.
What the fuck? This shit taste like payonaise.
payonaise by Michael Bradus June 23, 2006

Paytonism 

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.
"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"
Paytonism by tacosaf April 9, 2015