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pussy payments 

(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
pussy payments by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020
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balance of payments

the sum of the capital account balance and the current account balance; put another way, the net change in financial reserves of a country, whether in the form of income (current account) or foreign investments (capital account)


For example, in all years since 1980, the USA has run a large-to-huge current account deficit, but in most years it has run a capital account surplus that is almost as big as the current account deficit. As a result, the USA has run a medium-to-large balance of payments deficit over this period.

A commonly-overlooked byproduct of BoP is that it determines whether or not a currency can be used as an international reserve currency. Despite repeated efforts by the governments of the EU and Japan to get their currencies established as such, they have failed to dent the US dollar's global primacy as the money for international transactions. This is because EU member states and Japan (as well as other major economies) run very large surpluses in their BoP. Japan, in particular, imports extremely little, and retains huge reserves rather than invest all of its net export earnings overseas. As a consequence, overseas holdings of euros or yen are much to small to serve as an alternative to the US dollar.
Since the oil embargo of the 1970's, the US has run a balance of payments deficit because its trade deficit was enormous; prior to the embargo, the US BoP deficit was large because the US exported such an enormous amount of finance capital. As a consequence, the balance of payments deficit has persisted since the end of the Korean War (1953).
balance of payments by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

between payments

The reason for your service being interrupted or property repossessed for non-payment. See "between jobs".
A: "Hey I called your cell phone but couldn't get through"
B: "Yeah my phone is between payments right now"
between payments by Ry-G January 21, 2010

Couch Payments 

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.
I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
Couch Payments by Check1 November 29, 2011

Take over payments 

When a friend of yours is through with a girl because he's moving, moved on, or just needs something new, you take over sexual payments.
"So I'm not gonna hang out with Shaleena anymore man....time for you to take over payments"
"Sweet! I've always wanted to put it in her."
Take over payments by top king November 3, 2008

testimony payments 

Regularly-doled-out amounts of cash paid to someone as reimbursement for his "cooperative" court-related actions, either for his providing false/exaggerated trial-statements to make the cases run in favor of the "benefactor", or as "hush money" to KEEP the person FROM testifying AGAINST his "benefactor".
A couple months ago I was a witness to a shoplifting where the police were called, so I secretly spoke with the thieves and offered to keep quiet about what I'd seen if they would each slip me fifty bucks a month for the next three years. They willingly agreed, but as of now I have yet to receive one red cent of my promised testimony payments.
testimony payments by QuacksO December 25, 2018

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