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paychecks from purgatory 

A take on the old expression 'pennies from heaven', in which a person expecting to get paid some money owed them when they most need it, is left with nothing or much less than expected.
Man1: I gotta come up with a hundred bucks to pay that speeding ticket before my old man finds out. Hey, remember that fifty you borrowed a couple weeks back?

Man2: Oh, yeah; right. Listen; I'll get that to you in a couple weeks, K?

Man 1: Ah, you're leaving me with paychecks from purgatory!
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Rednecks with paychecks 

Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.
Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.

Orgasmic Paychecks  

shake receives fuckin orgasmic paychecks (is that enough words yu urban dictionary cockmasterz!)

Chase After Your Paycheck Bank 

A fitting nickname for Chase Bank because of it’s ultra-sneaky nickel-and-diming practices which will easily drain every last dollar from your small account unless you question every petty fee getting stolen from you.
Chase Bank CEO Jamie Dimon is a master scammer targeting the poor who has singlehandedly refined all of the usurious policies of his Chase After Your Paycheck Bank to maximize his own gigantic profit.

paycheck crew 

From the game PAYDAY 2
A group who tries to copy the Payday crew but can't even pull off a simple heist. Known for buying shitty bootleg masks from shady sources. Crew members:
Dollops
Cherries
Huckleberry
Waffle
The paycheck crew is a shitty ripoff of the payday gang
paycheck crew by Tyler the Beast February 14, 2017

whole paycheck 

it is so expensive to go to whole foods, i just call it whole paycheck
i think i'll stop at whole paycheck for some samples.
whole paycheck by tripleniple March 17, 2009

YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK 

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.
JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!