Paving the goat path 

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

Paving the goat path by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

night paving 

The nocturnal escapades of promiscuous individuals, frequently involving alcohol and getting laid by various strangers. See also Night Paver.

Billy checked out the fine bitches dancing in the club and knew that he would be doing some serious night paving that night.

night paving by trout farm November 5, 2008

Paving the Rainforest 

To shave, and/or trim your pubes extensively.

Zack: "Hey dude, whats up?"
Sam: "Not much man, I got a big date tonight so im just paving the rainforest."
Zack: "Ahh, sweet deal. Can I help?"

Paving the Rainforest by Captain Spense November 10, 2008

Paving 

Paving or 'Pave' became popular in post-millenium Liverpool where it was synonamous with violence. It became a euphemism for a violent striking action.

"Come here and I'll pave ya face!"
&
"Oh I'm gonna give you the paving of a lifetime!"

Paving by Mad Harri November 1, 2006

Paving the Driveway 

Ejaculating on one’s anus (male, female, trans, lgbt, omg, wtf, BBQ, or whatever they identify as) and licking said anus up to the nape of their neck. Evenly spreading the seman all the way up. Paving their Driveway.

Did you hear that Tom was paving the driveway the other night? I heard Dorothy say that’s going to be hard to get off in the shower!

Paving the Driveway by Pqpqpwkrnd July 3, 2018

Patoing 

An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.

Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention

Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?

Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air

Patoing by lordoflight February 20, 2018

paving scam 

A scam devised by gypsies which involves a "paver" stopping by a house or business stating "I have some leftover asphalt from a big job and I can pave your driveway inexpensively." They either do a really poor job, jack up the price that you agreed to, or do the job after you say no and demand money.

John calls his Boss: "Some weird looking smelly guy is asking if we want him to pave our driveway? He says he has a bunch of leftover asphalt and can do it real cheap."

John's Boss: "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Tell that disgusting gypsy to take his paving scam elsewhere!"

paving scam by coopdalai March 17, 2010