| 1. | american psycho | ||
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novel and movie starring Christian Bale, not only having one of the greatest cinematic performances in quite awhile, but also really hysterical. About a yuppie-psychotic serial killer who brings prostitutes to his apartment and kills them while living a double life as a high-class wall-street guy.
Often mistaken as a black drama. Anyone who doesn't understand the humor or thinks the movie/book is a drama is a dumbass. It's freaking hilarious. Go to imdb and read all of its quotes, or go on youtube and watch Patrick Bateman kill Paul Allen (aka Jared Leto) while dancing to Huey Lewis. You have not lived until you've seen it. Famous scene from American Psycho:
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Paul Allen: They're OK. Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram. Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen? Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something? Patrick Bateman: No, Allen. Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat? Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. |
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| 2. | Mercer Island | ||
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A land brought down from heaven into a lake situated between Seattle and Bellevue. This fantasy among subburban paradises is home to some of the most kind hearted and ebullient people i know. This 13 mile round, foot shaped island is also home to one of the 5 richest people in the world, Paul Allen, and Brad Pitt is proud to be an islander. Bill Gates lives in Medina, aka the land of the scary little peep who pop out of bushes if you try and go there. Mercer Island, an affluent society raises its children to become the next stars of America. The high school, praised by God himself, sends students to practically every Ivy-League school in america, can bellevue say that? No. The school also boasts state champion teams and KingoChamps anually. Sure football sucks but atleast Mercer Island isnt known for the best male butt tapping sport in the state. My name is Taj, from far east and even i have heard of mercer island, where the beauties of the west are born. Suck my COCK Bellevue!
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| 3. | Paul Desmond | ||
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Badass alto-sax player, composer, and member of the Dave Brubeck Quartet. Best known for his composition “Take Five”, but also renowned for his unique smooth and dry sound, legendary drinking, wry wit, and copious consumption of Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes. Paul Desmond: musician, composer, bon vivant, and truly wonderful human being
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| 4. | Lily Allen | ||
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Singer from LDN. She has attitude so don't mess.
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| 5. | dinner lady face | ||
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A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals. A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"
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| 6. | Boston Celtics | ||
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Arguably the Greatest NBA team of all time. Having great players such as Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, Paul Peirce, Larry Bird and others to play for them. They Dominated the 2007-2008 season, as well as demolishing the LA Lakers for the championship. Lil Johnny asks :"who is that Basketball team that is Beating every other team they play?". Father:"That my son is The Great Boston Celtics"
"Who does that awesome player Ray Allen Play For?". "That would be the Boston Celtics" |
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| 7. | poser | ||
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A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group. Justin was such a poser-goth; sure, he comes to school in all black, but he doesn't even know who Edgar Allen Poe is.
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